Save Manny !!!
Dear all you working stiffs out there:
Please save me! My name is Manny and I don’t want to be like you.
Work sucks; they expect you to be there, on time, everyday (yes even when it’s nice out).
I have vowed never to support this evil institution. With your help, maybe you can save me from a life of monotony and let’s not even mention responsibility.
I have decided to turn to Internet begging to support my new anti-work lifestyle. I used to see bums on the subway do it all the time when I was still a SUCKER, like you. I have decided that Internet begging will be much more efficient then your traditional subway pan-handling.
I realize that your sitting there, probably in a cubicle, bored as hell, contemplating strangling yourself with the phone cord. So in return for you supporting me and my “does nothing” philosophy I will use this website to entertain you while you work.
Doing nothing for a living will afford me plenty of time for such leisure activities as surfing the Internet and sitting at cafes all day. With the beauty of WI-FI I can even do both at the same time! I will post things on this site that I find surfing the web, so you don’t have to. This site will allow you to live vicariously through me so you too can experience what it is like to do nothing for a living.
In closing let me remind you that you are already A SUCKER, you work for a living, so don’t feel bad giving me a quarter (or more all donations are welcome from .01 to 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000).
Thank you and God bless.
P.S.
PLEASE help me I really really don’t want to work for a living.