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· Let's all give a 21-gun salute this Memorial Day weekend to pornstress Jennifer Steele for organizing a XXX Support Our Troops Gangbang to benefit disabled veterans. Interested military personnel (male or female) are invited to apply here; hopefully you'll have better luck than certain gay paratroopers and Spanish sailors who have been in the news lately. (jennifersteele.com + dominicantoday.com)

· Is this a poster for a horror movie or a new all-girl sex romp series? Let's see ... it's called "The Descent", so ... yep; definitely a lesbian orgy flick. (cinemablend.com)

· Speaking of lesbian orgies, residents of a small U.K. town were shocked when a "tasteful" shower scene at a local nightclub turned into a full-on "lesbian sex show". The club owner insisted it was all on the level, but the town inspector says, "Having viewed the footage ... we would need more information." Good thing there's two shows this weekend! (somersetcountygazette.co.uk)

· Elsewhere in England, a Welsh woman whose neighbor caught her sunbathing naked (sweet!) and ran to get the video camera (obviously), and then called the police (boo!), was found not guilty of indecent exposure (yay!), making the world safe once again for teenage boys to stare out their window hoping for a glimpse of actual flesh. (bbc.co.uk + timesonline.co.uk)

· Hugh Hefner celebrated his birthday (again) while visiting Cannes this week. Yes, we know his birthday was actually last month—but as Useless Things points out, when you're Hugh Hefner you can celebrate your birthday anytime you damn well please. (uselessthings.blogspot.com)

· Finally, since this weekend officially marks the start of summer beach season and a time when our nation's breasts are on full display, here are some tips for the ladies on how to keep your girls looking their best. We're watching out for them you. (abcnews.go.com)

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According to the latest video bulletin from the crack reporting team at Japan's Paradise TV, the forecast calls for a 70% chance of topless bathing with data from the underwater Rubber Ducky Cam indicating a low pressure disturbance in points south. (At least we think that's what reporter Kozue Ikeda was saying in this clip we found at the Tokyo DV blog; our Japanese listening comprehension skills aren't what they used to be. Maybe we better watch it again just to make sure.)

· "Paradise TV Strives for Stupidity, Sex" and "TDV Reports: ParadiseTV Weather Forecast" (tokyodv.com, via sexblo.gs)
· Paradise TV (paradisetv.co.jp)

Previously: Let's Sexy English!, Topless Sports News, JP Angels, Tokyo Undressed, Asian Sirens, Reon Kaneda @ YouTube, Weather Channel Babes, More Weather Channel Babes, Topless Radio, German Strip News

· Kudos to USC professor and self-described "bon vivant and buttkicker" Diana York Blaine for putting academic theory into action and posting topless pictures of herself on her personal website as a means of illustrating "how scandal functions both as a reactionary tool and as a mode of resistance to such conservative attempts to control behavior". To which we add: Nice rack! (dianablaine.com + avn.com; don't miss the comment threads here and here)

· Meanwhile, too many keggers combined with aggressive female classmates (and topless instructors?) are apparently causing a rash of impotence on college campuses. Yes fellas, we realize it's very scary when a woman actually offers to have sex with you, but there's still an excellent chance that she won't eat you alive when it's over like those bugs you saw in biology class. (washingtonpost.com)

· The domain Sex.net was sold at auction this week for $450,000, a far cry from the $14 million (and endless legal battles) generated by Sex.com in March. Then again, it's the Internet and it's sex, so you can't really go wrong either way. (xbiz.com)

· An aspiring broadcast journalist unlocks the secret to a successful TV career: Craigslist, a sugar daddy, and healthy size C knockers. "Hey buddy, today's important stories from around the globe and my eyes are up here!" (craigslist.org, via newsbusters.org)

· In today's research study that we find totally hard to believe, some say hiring beautiful models to sell your product can actually backfire, costing you credibility and sales. "It's so sexist and so cliché that you have to use gorgeous women to sell beer," says the ad wizard who invented the Budweiser frogs. Sorry, but we still prefer our beer ads the old fashioned way—with catfights! (denverpost.com + youtube.com)

· While some folks are trying to figure out why prostitutes charge what they do, sex workers in Australia can now deduct the cost of toys, lingerie, and other tool of the trade on their tax returns. Their customers, on the other hand, may have a little trouble explaining the $4,000 in "lap-related entertainment expenditures"; if your wife didn't buy it, why should the government? (abcnews.go.com + Yahoo! News)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives