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· Katie "Better Known As Jordan" Price wants to turn her life story into a movie and she wants Keira Knightley to portray her. Her life story is more inspiring than we thought, since Katie Price has apparently never seen her own chest. (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

· Perhaps Katie should meet Sophie Howard and her friends? TheyShe is way more "qualified" for the role than Keira Knightley. (banklocater.com)

· Brokeback Mountain jokes are obviously still funny in some circles, but they're even more hilarious when told by a bicycle enthusiast instead of a professional comedian. Seriously, it never gets old. (Gawker)

· Congratulations to pornstar Flower Tucci who has been hired to write a sex advice blog for FHM, but here's some advice for her: don't quit your day job. (avn.com)

· Travel tip #427: When staying at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas, always check your freshly made bed for used condoms. Because if you don't, your kid will. (thesmokinggun.com)

· We're not surprised that people not only like to get busy with co-workers, they love to do in their actual place of business. So do things ever get this freaky at the Gawker Media Compound? You don't want to know. (Sploid)

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· Unlike a lot of the famous babes photographed on beaches this summer, no one need worry about Lucy Pinder's health. Her curves are still right where they should be. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Two of our favorite ladies of pleasure come together as Rachel Kramer Bussel interviews Molly Crabapple about her naughty art classes. At this school it's okay to be hot for teacher, but try to keep your eyes on your own paper. (villagevoice.com)

· Just because a restaurant has topless waitresses who occasionally dance around a pole in between taking drink orders, that doesn't make it a strip club. Not in Keithsburg, Illinois, anyway. (wqad.com + qconline.com)

· Uh, oh, fellas ... scientists have proven that they can grow sperm in a lab and use it to make (mice) babies, which means men may soon be obsolete. But who will kill you your spiders, ladies? (bbc.co.uk, via sexblo.gs)

· Canada's Up Here magazine explores the pleasures of nude hiking (and also gets an airline in trouble with its "cheeky" cover.) According to the story, being bare could even save you from being bear food. Maybe the grizzly feels sorry for you. (uphere.ca + cbc.ca)

· Finally, have you had your blasphemy today? (sexculptures.blogspot.com)

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