Hot Babes

· We were not aware until just this moment that there is actually a competition for "Miss Bikini of the Universe." We are quite certain, however, that Miss Pluto would have won had she not been disqualified at the last minute. (people.com.cn - thanks Tyler)

· Heather Mills figures "what the hell difference does it make?" and poses nude for a PETA calendar. Seriously, does it even matter anymore? (sundaymirror.co.uk)

· Why do asshole editors always turn into a bunch of pussies whenever their cocksucking reporters want to put a few damn swear words in their motherfucking newspapers? It's all a bunch of bullshit, if you ask us. (philly.com)

· One in five people will interrupt lovemaking to answer their phone? Does that include using your call-waiting during phone sex? (zdnet.com)

· Graphic novelist Alan Moore thinks there should be no debate about whether his latest work is porn or art. He says there's no question that it's porn. (pennlive.com)

· A topless kissing booth makes for a surprisingly successful fundraiser. Actually, if you add "topless" to almost anything, you're pretty much guaranteed not to fail. (sptimes.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

We hate to confuse our readers when we give them a link to a site featuring naked bodies. That's why we're glad that photographer Roger Tassin's "erotic photo gallery" has a prominent disclaimer announcing that even though it specializes in "uncensored" pictures of women without their clothes on, it is absolutely not pornography. It even declares that "if you are looking for such pictures you will be disappointed here." Got it? Don't be disappointed by the free pictures of naked ladies, okay? If you feel compelled to touch yourself while browsing them, we suppose that's okay too, because it's like ... art, man, and art can't be dirty. Right?

· Artnude Romali (artnuderomali.free.fr)

Previously: Ján Hronský Photography, Barend Houtsmuller Photography, Uncovered Beauty, Bad Ass Angel Baby, Photodiva: Photos by Michele Serchuk, David Lawrence: Shibari Art Photography

Uncovered Beauty has some of the cleanest and classiest artistic nudes we've seen in awhile (and we've seen plenty), but what really makes this site unique is that all of the photos in their collection are of the same model and they are all shot by the same photographer - who just happens to be her husband. OK, so it's not that unique for a guy to post naked photos of his wife/girlfriend/secretary on the internet, but it is pretty rare to see the quality of the work rise above that of cameraphone pics taken in a sleazy motel room. Let this be a lesson to you, fellas: if you're lucky enough to have married a hot babe who also lets you snap pictures of her in the nude, taking the time to learn a little something about high-end photography seems like the least you could do.

· Artistic Nude Photography @ Uncovered Beauty (uncoveredbeauty.com)

Previously: Photodiva: Photos by Michele Serchuk, Flickr Artistic Nudes Pool, Laurie Jeffery: Nude Illusion, Photos by Charise Isis, Paysages Humains, Imagens, Jannica Honey Fotografi, Urko Suaya Photography

If throwing all your money away on the flip of a single card isn't enough of a thrill for you, maybe you should try gambling at Grand Nevada. This online casino doesn't offer that many games to lure fish to their tables, but what it does offer is sexy female dealers - including special guest dealer Brittany Andrews - who don't have any sleeves (or any other part of a shirt, for that matter) to hide their aces in. That's right ... you can play real card games with a real nude dealer who flashes real smiles while she takes your real money. It's a great way to combine everyone's two favorite addictions, because even when you go bust, you still might win something.

· Grand Nevada (grandnevada.com)

Previously: The Lovebot, Flash Games Arena, Virtual Hottie 2, Adult Mobile Games Blog, Star Poker, Poker Porn

If these pictures of Jenna Jameson from the September issue of the UK edition of Maxim look oddly familiar, well that's because they are. You see, pictures from this very same photo session were featured in Esquire all the way back in May. No one would ever accuse Maxim of being original, but it seems like recycling a four-month old shoot is a bit unnecessary (is it that hard to get J.J. to sit still for a camera?) even if they were willing to include a couple of topless shots that Esquire apparently didn't. On the other hand, no one would ever accuse of us of not being suckers for Jenna's wily charms, so we'll gladly link to them yet again. Think of it like one of her compilation DVDs - some moments are just worth seeing again and again.

· Jenna Jameson - Maxim UK (Sept 2006) (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)
· Jenna Jameson's May 2006 Esquire Spread (savemanny.blogspot.com)

Previously: (The Eventual) Jenna Jameson/David Navarro Sex Tape, Jenna Gets Stacks in Wax, Jenna Goes Retro, Porn Valley Dispatch: Jenna's Britney Displacement, Jenna Jameson's Adidas Commerical, Jenna and the Sybian