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Never ones to pass on an opportunity to publish pictures of Keeley Hazell (they're sorta like us that way), the fine folks at Zoo Weekly have put together their own retrospective of the 100 best topless photos of the year—with running commentary by none other than Keeley Herself. (Sample copy: "Wow! Are those breasts fake?") Naturally the list is top heavy with British birds, but with so many buxom babes to choose from over there, it's hard to blame them. We're not sure if our personal list would match theirs, but over the course of 2006 the magazine has quietly become our go-to source to fill our daily allowance of cheesecake, so we trust their judgment on this matter. Plus, we're just too darn lazy to do it ourselves, so we'll just offer our thanks to them for all their hard work this year (and to DailyNiner for the scans.)

· Zoo Weekly's 100 Hottest Topless Pics of the Year (dailyniner.com)

Previously: FHM: The Long Goodbye

Never ones to pass on an opportunity to publish pictures of Keeley Hazell (they're sorta like us that way), the fine folks at Zoo Weekly have put together their own retrospective of the 100 best topless photos of the year—with running commentary by none other than Keeley Herself. (Sample copy: "Wow! Are those breasts fake?") Naturally the list is top heavy with British birds, but with so many buxom babes to choose from over there, it's hard to blame them. We're not sure if our personal list would match theirs, but over the course of 2006 the magazine has quietly become our go-to source to fill our daily allowance of cheesecake, so we trust their judgment on this matter. Plus, we're just too darn lazy to do it ourselves, so we'll just offer our thanks to them for all their hard work this year (and to DailyNiner for the scans.)

· Zoo Weekly's 100 Hottest Topless Pics of the Year (dailyniner.com)

Previously: FHM: The Long Goodbye

· Fine, Paris Hilton ... you win. If you take a shower in public then we guess we'll write about you (and your friend Kim Kardashian) again. But just this once. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Britney Spears' vagina has it's own New Year's resolution, but unfortunately the brain it's attached too might have other ideas. (prettyontheoutside.typepad.com)

· For those who are interested in such things, The Smoking Gun has the court papers from Mariah Carey's fight with Mary Carey over their names. We like a little more visual evidence in our pornstar lawsuits, but that's just us. (thesmokinggun.com)

· If real human calendar babes are a little too much, maybe the computer generated variety would appeal to you more. When you break it all down, they're all mostly silicon anyway right? (thesun.co.uk)

· A Chicago massage parlor is not only accused of offering more than massages, they may also have been broadcasting those happy endings on the internet. Talk about getting rubbed the wrong way. (suntimes.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Admittedly, we got a little overexcited when we saw Mytits15 and jumped to the conclusion that there must be 14 other mytits blogs waiting shamelessly to be pillaged by our eyes. No such luck on the Mytits ancestors (though there was one previous mytits-er who bailed after just a few weeks) just one well-intentioned, albeit sorta played out, faceless titty-and-ass posting site by an amateur chick trying to cut loose from her wallflower ways. That being said, it's still our sworn duty to promote this kind of behavior, boosting such ya-ya flashers to momentary fame in order to incite even more sexy chicks to do the same, in an ongoing cycle of ebb and flow, ying and yang, yank and yoink.

· MyTits15 (mytits15.blogspot.com)

Previously: Natasha Papadopoulou Photography, Photos by Sol Lang, Photos by D. Brian Nelson, Sante D'Orazio: "Katlick School", Valerie Place Photography, Thomas Karner Photography, Mariah D Photography

· The eternally be-lingerie'd Jennifer Ellison does her best to help us get through a really dull week. We think we can feel it working. (popoholic.com)

· Speaking of the transformative power of underwear, can you really make a living selling virtual lingerie in the game Second Life? (And Is this the nerdiest question ever asked about bras and panties?) (washingtonpost.com)

· An earthquake near Taiwan has knocked out internet service for many in Southeast Asia. A whole continent without access to porn? This could be trouble. (xbiz.com)

· Who are the world's most beautiful bloggers? All we know is that no one we know is included on the list so far, and that really pisses us off. (labnol.blogspot.com)

· Strippers in Alabama resort to spray-on bikinis to obey the state's anti-nudity laws. So where do you put the dollar bills? (al.com)

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives