Hot Babes

· Everyone's been saying it, and so will we: What is going on with Jenna Jameson's head? (egotastic.com)

· It's been like at least three days since Keeley Hazell has appeared in Zoo Weekly. Don't make us wait that long again. (And what's with all the clothing?) (celebpixx.blogspot.com)

· Australian filmmakers challenge the X-rating system in court, in a case that could finally legalize the sale of porn movies in that country. And give us an excuse to open up Fleshbot's Melbourne Bureau. (theaustralian.news.com.au)

· A new study says that most people can correctly identify real photographs vs. those that have been computer generated. The rest of them keep sending us that "unedited" picture of Harry Potter's wang. (P.S. It's not real, guys.) (wired.com)

· About.com's Cory Silverberg interviews $pread Magazine editors Rachel Aimee and Audacia Ray (who you might have run into before.) Hmm ... we wonder what those three kids could possibly have to talk about. (about.com)

· The Federal Trade Commission issues a report of the first five years of the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act and guess what? All our problems have been solved! Everything fine! Hooray, big government! (xbiz.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· Everyone's been saying it, and so will we: What is going on with Jenna Jameson's head? (egotastic.com)

· It's been like at least three days since Keeley Hazell has appeared in Zoo Weekly. Don't make us wait that long again. (And what's with all the clothing?) (celebpixx.blogspot.com)

· Australian filmmakers challenge the X-rating system in court, in a case that could finally legalize the sale of porn movies in that country. And give us an excuse to open up Fleshbot's Melbourne Bureau. (theaustralian.news.com.au)

· A new study says that most people can correctly identify real photographs vs. those that have been computer generated. The rest of them keep sending us that "unedited" picture of Harry Potter's wang. (P.S. It's not real, guys.) (wired.com)

· About.com's Cory Silverberg interviews $pread Magazine editors Rachel Aimee and Audacia Ray (who you might have run into before.) Hmm ... we wonder what those three kids could possibly have to talk about. (about.com)

· The Federal Trade Commission issues a report of the first five years of the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act and guess what? All our problems have been solved! Everything fine! Hooray, big government! (xbiz.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· It looks like you won't be getting your copy of Kim Kardashian's sex tape in the mail from Vivid this week. If only there were some other way to find it online ... (avn.com)

· Finally, an awards show that really matters: Announcing the best "bodywork" ads found in the classified section of The Village Voice. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

· Hungary's leading XXX director says he doesn't make "porn"; he makes "fairy tales for adults." That's funny, we don't remember "Sleeping Beauty" ending quite like that. (budapesttimes.hu)

· Since when does being a burlesque dancer affect one's ability to sell real estate? We can't think of a more enticing sales pitch. (seattlest.com)

· Even koala bears enjoy hot girl-on-girl action. They are the most adorable lesbians in the animal kingdom (nzherald.co.nz)

· The new "Swanky or Spanky" underpants come with a built-in pocket to hold your condoms. Yet, another good reason to always have on clean underwear. (stuff.co.nz)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· It looks like you won't be getting your copy of Kim Kardashian's sex tape in the mail from Vivid this week. If only there were some other way to find it online ... (avn.com)

· Finally, an awards show that really matters: Announcing the best "bodywork" ads found in the classified section of The Village Voice. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

· Hungary's leading XXX director says he doesn't make "porn"; he makes "fairy tales for adults." That's funny, we don't remember "Sleeping Beauty" ending quite like that. (budapesttimes.hu)

· Since when does being a burlesque dancer affect one's ability to sell real estate? We can't think of a more enticing sales pitch. (seattlest.com)

· Even koala bears enjoy hot girl-on-girl action. They are the most adorable lesbians in the animal kingdom (nzherald.co.nz)

· The new "Swanky or Spanky" underpants come with a built-in pocket to hold your condoms. Yet, another good reason to always have on clean underwear. (stuff.co.nz)

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· Drew Barrymore is delighted to be outside in a bikini. We were just happy that we couldn't see our breath as went out to the mailbox this morning. (egotastic.com)

· If you take classes at the University of Iowa you will be forced to watch "Disco Dolls in Hot Skin" in 3D and like it. Homework assignments sure are tough these days. (dailyiowan.com)

· The Flickr servers went crazy this week and started randomly passing out porn. We believe that's called a "happy accident." (Valleywag)

· Ladies, get your boobs out for Jane magazine. Or just get them out anyway. You don't really need a reason do you? (fashionista.com)

· China "cures" its internet addicts the old fashioned way: electroshock therapy. Hey, if it's good enough for political prisoners ... (washingtonpost.com)

· Jaunted has a roundup of the weird sex news from around the globe. Was your continent crazy enough to make the list? (jaunted.com)

· A former strip club-turned-sports bar will not tolerate half-naked women dancing on its tables. You'll only be able to watch them on the beer commercials during every game. (news-journalonline.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· Drew Barrymore is delighted to be outside in a bikini. We were just happy that we couldn't see our breath as went out to the mailbox this morning. (egotastic.com)

· If you take classes at the University of Iowa you will be forced to watch "Disco Dolls in Hot Skin" in 3D and like it. Homework assignments sure are tough these days. (dailyiowan.com)

· The Flickr servers went crazy this week and started randomly passing out porn. We believe that's called a "happy accident." (Valleywag)

· Ladies, get your boobs out for Jane magazine. Or just get them out anyway. You don't really need a reason do you? (fashionista.com)

· China "cures" its internet addicts the old fashioned way: electroshock therapy. Hey, if it's good enough for political prisoners ... (washingtonpost.com)

· Jaunted has a roundup of the weird sex news from around the globe. Was your continent crazy enough to make the list? (jaunted.com)

· A former strip club-turned-sports bar will not tolerate half-naked women dancing on its tables. You'll only be able to watch them on the beer commercials during every game. (news-journalonline.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives