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· Is Jenna Jameson laying low because of a botched vaginoplasty? We had no idea she was still a work in progress, and besides—isn't that like fucking with the Sistine Chapel or something? (nydailynews.com, second item)

· Britain's top football and show business stars are "terrified" by that bad girl Danielle Lloyd will tell their secrets in her autobiography. We're terrified that 23-year-olds can publish autobiographies. (dailystar.co.uk)

· Hard to believe that Christians would be upset by a nude Jesus statue made out of chocolate. We wonder if it can walk on a sea of peanut butter? (nydailynews.com, see also Gawker)

· A first-grader got suspended after accessing a naughty Paris Hilton cartoon on the school's computers. Later, the seven-year-old admitted that he even thinks she's overexposed. (centredaily.com)

· Just another reminder: if you have naked photos of yourself anywhere on your computer, somehow, someway, your political rivals will embarrass you with them. It's almost like the universe demands it. (stltoday.com)

· Here's a musical ode to a true living legend: Heather from I Deep Throat. This is what YouTube was made for. (YouTube)

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Sorry, but sometimes those tabloid headline writers get the better of us, and how else could we capture the brouhaha brewing (sorry again) over some cheeky photos of pinup model Lara Bingle. It seems Lara—who is famous down under for appearing in a big international tourism campaign—is suing Zoo Weekly because the "smutty" magazine published some unauthorized bikini photos of her. Never mind the fact that she already posed nude for the allegedly not smutty, German version of GQ. She says it's about her rights, not about her boobs, but why should Zoo Weekly be considered any less respectable than GQ? All exposure is good exposure when you're a model (a lawsuit makes for good free publicity, doesn't it?) and besides, nobody reads either one for the articles.

· "Bare Bingle shots won't stop Zoo blue" (smh.com.au)
· "Biff over bare Lara Bingle" (news.com.au)
· Lara Bingle - ZOO Magazine (the-feeding-tube.com)
· Lara Bingle's nude photo (todaysapatheticyouth.blogspot.com)

Previously: Catching Up With Emily Scott: "Australia's Sexiest Woman", Australia's Never-Ending Bikini Season

Sorry, but sometimes those tabloid headline writers get the better of us, and how else could we capture the brouhaha brewing (sorry again) over some cheeky photos of pinup model Lara Bingle. It seems Lara—who is famous down under for appearing in a big international tourism campaign—is suing Zoo Weekly because the "smutty" magazine published some unauthorized bikini photos of her. Never mind the fact that she already posed nude for the allegedly not smutty, German version of GQ. She says it's about her rights, not about her boobs, but why should Zoo Weekly be considered any less respectable than GQ? All exposure is good exposure when you're a model (a lawsuit makes for good free publicity, doesn't it?) and besides, nobody reads either one for the articles.

· "Bare Bingle shots won't stop Zoo blue" (smh.com.au)
· "Biff over bare Lara Bingle" (news.com.au)
· Lara Bingle - ZOO Magazine (the-feeding-tube.com)
· Lara Bingle's nude photo (todaysapatheticyouth.blogspot.com)

Previously: Catching Up With Emily Scott: "Australia's Sexiest Woman", Australia's Never-Ending Bikini Season

First it was nude Romanian gymnastics, then it was Australian bikini cricket, now it's topless American (we assume) golf? Three things make a trend, right? Well, let's hope this continues until we've gone all the way back to the good old days when all Olympics sports were contested in the buff. (We read about that in a book!) We don't think these ladies are gonna be on the LPGA anytime soon, but we'll keep the dream alive. (Apologies in advance for that idiotic soundtrack, by the way. We don't know what's going on there, but you can go ahead and hit mute.)

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· Naked Ladies Golf Day (Dailymotion, via softblog.it)

Previously: Australia's Never-Ending Bikini Season, Flesh Flicks Classic Edition: Naked Romanian Gymnasts Forever!, NYC Amateur Female Jello Wrestling

First it was nude Romanian gymnastics, then it was Australian bikini cricket, now it's topless American (we assume) golf? Three things make a trend, right? Well, let's hope this continues until we've gone all the way back to the good old days when all Olympics sports were contested in the buff. (We read about that in a book!) We don't think these ladies are gonna be on the LPGA anytime soon, but we'll keep the dream alive. (Apologies in advance for that idiotic soundtrack, by the way. We don't know what's going on there, but you can go ahead and hit mute.)

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· Naked Ladies Golf Day (Dailymotion, via softblog.it)

Previously: Australia's Never-Ending Bikini Season, Flesh Flicks Classic Edition: Naked Romanian Gymnasts Forever!, NYC Amateur Female Jello Wrestling

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· Jessica Biel will take off her clothes for a movie if it's integral to the plot. Fortunately, her bra plays a very important role in her next film. (tunaflix.com + egotastic.com + drunkenstepfather.com)

· You've got to hand it to a guy who not only exposes himself publicly, but also makes sure to have just the right lighting to show off his junk. (upi.com)

· When the headline reads "Man in unfortunate saw-mill penis incident," you can probably figure out the rest of the story on your own. (metro.co.uk)

· An Australian man came home to find out that not only had he been robbed, the burglars had sex in his bed. If only they'd remembered to steal the sheets, it would have been the perfect crime. (upi.com)

· Don't forget that the big .XXX vote is tomorrow! It's like the feeling you get on Christmas Eve, only ... the exact opposite of that. (theage.com.au)

· Oh right, about that headline: Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston finally fulfileld every "Friends" slash porn fan's dream and kissed on TV! Woohoo! Wait ... that's it? (YouTube, via Defamer)

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