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Dear Internet,

As you know, we are ardent defenders of free speech and the right of individuals to pursue what endeavors they see fit, within the privacy of their own home. However, the Information Superhighway has fundamentally changed the way we communicate as a society and in order for that community to function, certain boundaries must be drawn to ensure that everyone can share this public space without the fear of being subjected to offensive, possibly dangerous material. A recent unpleasant experience has forced us to conclude that some sort of content rating system must be devised to avoid these unfortunate intrusions into our personal cyberspace.

For example, while conducting an innocent search for topless photos of British model Kitty Lea, we inadvertently arrived at this site, which is apparently some bizarre cat fetish page operated by an actual kitty. You can imagine how shocked we were to click on a link expecting to see a spectacular pair of naked breasts, and we were instead faced with photos of a suspicious-looking feline? Is this what the World Wide Web has come to? Can't someone surf for porn without being attacked by cat fanatics with adorable photos? Something must be done to curb this blatant violation of the public trust, so that online world can be safe once again for its original purpose—sex and nudity.

Hugs,
Those Porn Guys (And Girls)

· Kitty Lea Topless In Maxim (Leaked August 2007 Issue) (dailypoa.com)
· Kitty Lea's Cozy Cat Corner (kittylea.com - NSFPW: Not Safe For Porn Workers!)

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· ZOMGGGG ... Playboy has special content created specifically for the Magic Jesus Phone! Looks like that crazy new device might just be a hit after all! (playboy.com; more hype @ avn.com)

· Speaking of ... we were just thinking today that what Macau really needs is a Playboy Mansion. Now our timeshare there won't go to waste! (abcnews.go.com)

· Brooke Burke and Brooke Burns are not the same person. Trust us—we checked very closely. (gorillamask.net)

· Hookers will no longer be called prostitutes in Britain, although if you still want to call your girlfriend a "dirty whore" in bed then take your chances. (yahoo.com)

· Because we've gone almost an entire week without an adult awards show, you better get your nominations in for the next one. Seriously, when is it our turn to win? (bestadultawards.com, via xbiz.com)

· Some dude in Denver wants to put a stop to Ladies' Nights, because they discriminate against men. Word is that he will also be the chairperson of the city's next Sausage Festival. (westword.com)

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Marisa Tomei shows off her Oscar-winning talents by appearing topless in her forthcoming movie. Linda Hunt, we're still waiting for you. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Has Dita Von Teese been turned into a robot? Now she'll never be stopped! (dailypoa.com)

· American "pornstar" Courtney Coventry is questioned in the investigation for some sort of British bribing scandal that we don't really understand. But hey, free trip to London, right? (thesun.co.uk)

· The FBI agent in charge of 2257 inspections says the adult companies aren't doing so hot when it comes to record keeping. Maybe the owners should talk to that Courtney chick. (thesun.co.uk)

· Remember Daniella Cicarelli and her sex on the beach escapade? Turns out she now owes YouTube money because she complained. The lesson? Do not fuck with Google. Ever. (Boing Boing)

· Australia would like you to know that if you speed in your car, it's because you have a small dick. Sorry you had to find out this way. (upi.com)

· So a Polish magazine runs a picture of their President and Prime Minister sucking on the tits of German Chancellor Angela Merkel (on the cover!) and somehow people are upset by that? Those Europeans are so touchy. (yahoo.com)

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