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In case you've forgotten your Bible study, we'd like to remind you that man (and woman) came in to the world fully naked—a state the pious chaps at ZOO wish we'd all remained in.

Alas, the fates did not allow us all to remain in our naked, uninhibited state; but at least we can imagine what it might have been like with this gallery of babes "as nature intended them."

And praise the lord for that, folks.

· Girls as Nature Intended... (zootoday.com)

Naoko (sweetnaoko24.blog43.fc2.com)

It's February: time for our heads (and hearts) to turn to thoughts of valentines (even if the drugstore candy aisle's been focused on them since about Christmas). Bizarre Magazine has the best valentine of all: a thematically-decorated naked Mosh.

Which, if we're being honest here, really puts pressure on us to up the ante on our own gifts. After looking at this photo spread, who's going to be impressed by a Whitman's sampler and a plastic "World's Best Lover" trophy?

No one, that's who.

· Valentine's Mosh (bizarremag.com)

Sammie, Jodie, and Hettie (frontarmy.co.uk)

Photo by John Peri (photo.net)