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Noot Seear, of "Twilight" and naked pictures fame, is back to doing what she does best: using her naked body to advertise fashionable clothes. In this case, denim (in case you couldn't tell). (fashiongonerogue.com)

Lacey Duvalle (bangbros.com)

We're pretty happy with our electoral system—for the most part, anyway. But you know what would make it about a million times better? If every Election Day brought a slew of topless protesters—just like the recent Ukrainian election.

True, we could definitely do without all the problems currently plaguing the Ukrainian people, and we'd most likely be better off without whatever rage is fueling these ladies...though we gotta say, we'd find those Tea Partiers way more convincing if they took a page from whatever book these women have been reading.

· Ukrainians decide future of divided country (rt.com)

They might be able to stop Carla Bruni's nude image from floating around, but they can't stop her older sister from appearing naked on film!

If you watch these clips over and over, you can pretend you're Nicolas Sarkozy from an alternate universe in which you married the slightly less babetastic sister. Sounds pretty sweet, right?

· "Les Regrets" (2009) (imdb.com)
· Valeria Bruni Tedeschi :: Les Regrets (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Sammie Pennington (frontarmy.co.uk)

Photo by Nathan Appel (latenightfeelings.com)

You take one down, pass it around, and you still have tons of topless celebrities to ogle for the rest of the week.

Let's be honest, you can't ration this out all week. Sure it's nice to conserve fap material, but it's far more fun to burn through your rations without any care. So go ahead, use this to concoct the Hollywood One-Hundred and Two-some you've always dreamed of.

· 101 Topless Celebs Countdown. Thanks To NUTS Magazine. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Yuria Yoshingaga (idols69.net)

We've heard a rumor that last night's Super Bowl victory resulted in (gasp!) topless celebrations in the city of New Orleans. If any of our readers have leads on photo proof...well, you just let us know. (thumbnail)